How to marry a rich guy!

A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:

Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?

I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York . My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married?

I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden ( ? ) , $250k annual income is not enough.

I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:

1. Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the n ame s and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
   
2. Which age group should I target?
   
3. Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I've met a few girls who doesn't have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys
   
4. How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

Ms. Pretty

Here's a reply from a Wall Street Financial guy:

Dear Ms. Pretty,

I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyze your situation as a professional investor.

My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here.

From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain. Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of 'beauty' and 'money': Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square. However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worried 10 years later.

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a 'trading position'. If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term – same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or 'leased'. Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you.

I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps.

signed,
J.P. Morgan

Check out our future BOSS yo!

Haha, i am back again! (I must have been pretty bored by all the exams revision, either that or the papers have fried my brains). In any case, i am here to share 2 news with you guys!

First one is, of course, our class schedules are out for next sem! (gosh, i haven even finished my exam.... @#$%) Check them out at your friendly NTU webmail. For those taking Com204, i heard we have only a 3 day week! Hee-HAR!

The second one concerns the title for this entry! As you guys know, we are in the media business and soon or later, our boss (or boss's boss in some dirct/ indirect/ obscure manner) we will all be linked back to (gasp) MDA! Check this out!

Haha, i kinda loved it. Media people are suppose to be like that. Different and fun. Unfortunately, most people are slamming it. Haha. What's ya view? It kinda made my morning though (and nearly made me spilled coffee on my almost 5 month old fujitsu lappie)! and some of them looked real cool! I quote from themediaslut.com,

"The most disturbing scene of the entire rap would be that of Man Shu Sam, director of broadcast and film, acting as the Godfather of MDA and pointing a gun to a film maker as if he was trying to say “if you don’t do a film according to my wishes, I will shoot you!”.
In the rap (around two minutes of it), Man raps he knows good directors at the back of his hands with two good directors nodding in agreement to what Man is say. Only Yes-man directors need apply?
The silhouette of Man shaking his bum bum to the tune of the Twist deserves an RA rating for the rap."

That was the most interesting comment i have come across. :)

On a side note, England didn't make it. That was the darkest day in my life as a fan...*sighx*

Manicurists Wanted

Hey people,

The FOC committee is coming up with this Manicure Fund Raising thingy. We will be training our very own manicurists with the help of one senior who happens to be a professional manicurist [CS does have all kinds of people eh? :)]. Upon ya completion of the training, you will be part of our manicurist team and go on to take on "assignments" painting other people's nails, for a fee! Part of this fee will go to the FOC fund for juniors next year and i guess you will get to keep part of it. Training is free! yes... FREE!
Some of the plans we have lined up include setting up a stall in school, going on-location for people who have the moolas to block book and fun-o-rama (is it how u spell it? that AC fun fair thingy) Yep yep! Training will begin after the exam period so, it should be about early december!

Zhenwei and Jacqueline have EI (expressed interest).

Interested? Drop me an sms can? :) Thank you and good luck for the rest of the papers ya! Gambatek!

Oh, another thing, we are planning a movie marathon during december! (for the meekia, not linked to the FOC) Any body interested? Great movies and great food! Post your suggestions for the playlist k! Wei Xun will be our official "supplier" here. lol. Better still if you can offer a location with cushions, big screen and a dolby digital 5.1! Post here too alright! Can't wait for the hols to start! wee~

P.S. Have you EI-ed ?

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• pls rid the negative connotation of a SUB-com; you and me and us, there's no difference. we welcome you with warmth!
• involvement: fundraising, contributing ideas, QC activities etc, doubling up as gamestation masters (can guailan! hah!) etc.
• RUIQI + ADELINE + JEANETTE + QIANQI + ME = SINGAPORE WILL DISINTEGRATE. fun factor 10/10! confirm/guarantee laugh until pengs!
• if you're BORING and cannot 'self-high', we DON'T WANT YOU! =P
• email me (christin3_AThotmailDOTcom) if you're interested! if you're so FILLED with ideas that you're on the verge of explosion, email your ideas as well!

hope meekias' doing fine! hang on tight! exams will be over in the blink of an eye. we need an outing soon. check out when was our last, man!? *ashamed* hurhur x)

D&D

Hey people!

I heard that most of you aren't going D&D anymore... howcome?
Do try to come down okay? Let's make this a meekia outing.... you don't even need to dress up if you don't feel like it... come down and support me in the pageant too! Haha
Fun is something that everyone contributes to, so the more of meekia we see at D&D, the more fun everyone will have. Just think of the amount of fun we all had and contributed to at FOC. I hope that you'll consider going for D&D again. Till then.... seeya!

whee hee hee.
YELLOW was a very fun idea people!
so have a great time at the D&D!
and we should all be much happier people the first week of school!

debby :)

Beauty World, cha cha cha!

aloha, sweets!

how have you guys been? please don't abandon meekia's blog! hahahahaha.

anyway! who's up for Beauty World the musical?

http://www.beautyworldthemusical.com/

the prob is: the musical's in january. so either you pay less by booking a weekday evening (8pm), or pay more for the weekend tickets. i can use my mom's robinson's card for 20%, but i think we needa get the pricier tix to qualify for that discount.

anyone anyone? :)