Matriculation

Gentlemen (and ladies), Good Afternoon.

I am here to brief you on Exercise Matriculation. The following will be my operation order and no questions will be entertained until the end of it.

Exercise Matriculation is the first enemy stronghold we must overcome before our battalion can punch through towards Objective Bachelor Degree (Objective BRAVO DELTA). Company Mee Kia has received direct orders from the Battalion HQ with regards to its role in Exercise Matriculation. I am honoured to inform you that we will be the point company in this mission.

The D-Day H-hour will be:

ZERO ONE ZERO EIGHT ZERO SEVEN ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO
(1ST AUG 10 AM - 10 PM)

The deadline will be:

ZERO THREE ZERO EIGHT ZERO SEVEN TWO ZERO ZERO ZERO
(3RD AUG 10 PM)

Please synchronise your watch now.

Objective matriculation is located at http://www.ntu.edu.sg/oas/matriculation/

We will advance as a company towards the objective and this will eventually accumulate to a dawn assault on the enemy stronghold. The possible routes of advancement are as follow:

route INTERNET EXPLORER
route SAFARI
route FIREFOX

The exact route will be confirmed with you at a later time when our scouts return.

Be warned that we might be severely delayed beyond our D-Day H-hour as a result of interference from other affiliated guerilla forces like MEE POK, MEE SUA, MEE THAI MAK and non-affiliated forces like ACCOUNTANTS and ENGINEERS.

Anyone hoping to continue to serve under the great colours of MEE KIA are advised to be punctual and approach the objective at the agreed time.

That is all from me for now. Gentlemen (and ladies), DIS.......MISSED!